A person who cannot handle alcohol, causing them to behave in an erratic, embarrasing and insane manner.
Everytime Vinny starts doing shots, he starts shouting, jumping around and acting like a total saloonatic.
by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003
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Get the Saleana mug.An freequently used surname in Turkey and Ecuador. The person with the following surname usually tries to be funny but turns out weird. Also if you ask her out she would act like she likes you but then slowly loose any interactions, with the excuse of " I dated him so he doesn't feel sad".
by TopShaggerNonce69 December 24, 2018
Get the Salcan mug.A Salman is an amazing person, a Salman has all the girls. If you ever see a Salman in your life, don't let him go.
by A person who likes Salmans March 29, 2022
Get the Salman mug.Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.
Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.
by the Pope July 22, 2004
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"I was sitting at the salon and that hairdresser with the moustache just kept cutting.I was freakin' out she was giving me such bad salon anxiety"
by jokepoacher August 29, 2009
Get the Salon anxiety mug.Wow, your tongue feels really good there. *SLOANF* Sorry, can you still breathe? You can't? Well, that thrashing feels really good, so I'm gonna sit here for a while if that's OK with you.
by TheGoalie June 7, 2011
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