A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
by Poplinda. July 18, 2007
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A boy or a girl who stans the singer Jacob Sartorius. They are strong, beautiful, and they know how to care for someone. They believe that everyone is equal and they love someone for who they really are.
Person 1: bro she’s so pretty and sweet, I need to be her friend!
Person 2: She must be a sartorian!
Person 2: She must be a sartorian!
by Maddisvids June 17, 2018
Get the Sartorian mug.A boy who got famous by musically by body rolling and biting his lip for 9 year olds and then thought he could sing because he lipsynced on musically so much it make him think it's super easy. Then on his first music video sweatshirt a sweatshirt was randomly moving around probably trying to get away from him then later on in life became a loser.
by Scammer_gets_scammed March 10, 2019
Get the Jacob sartorius mug.Sartorians is what you call the Jacob Sartorius supporters. They are a lovely fandom who stans Jacob and always has his back and never fails on defending him. They always stand by him through the thick and thin.
Person: “Dude have you seen the sartorians on instagram. They’re going crazy on Jacob’s new picture.”
Other person: “I’m not surprised. They’re amazing supporters.”
Other person: “I’m not surprised. They’re amazing supporters.”
by lushfuljacob April 15, 2019
Get the Sartorians mug.A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.
Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.
Nicknamed jacob saggytits.
Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.
Nicknamed jacob saggytits.
by acoolsloth May 18, 2016
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"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
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