saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

saftig

From the German for 'juicy'. Used to describe someone who is voluptuous or slightly overweight. Common in the Yiddish lexicon.

Nobody wants a bone but a dog. He likes his women to be saftig.

by Late Night Diva September 5, 2008

saftey bong

plastic bongs

Give the toy the saftey bong,so he won't break the pyrex.

by sky May 7, 2003

Saftey Scissors

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts

Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."

by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016

Saftey scissored

Lesbian equivalent to being cock blocked

"Me and Amy were going to do it, but Jeff saftey scissored me"

by Wailingtomcat February 27, 2022

Check no saftey

Whenever someone says false information they believe is true and you correct them.

Micheal: "Man said you can see the wall of China from space"

Derrick: "Actually, astronauts proved you can't see the great Wall of China from space, so that's a check no saftey"

by Wag1 donny g May 20, 2020

Safto

Short for This Afternoon

Could also be used a greeting, ie good afternoon

When are you coming round to help me bury this dead hooker?
Safto

by sarcasticus December 8, 2009