sad

Suck A Dick, putting a dick in your mouth and sucking on a cock

go SAD! we were all pissed at each other so i screamed as loud as i could go sad

by muhammad saeed April 22, 2008

sad

Of a miserable state

How sad, "A survey into how the Web affects American adults has found that surfing the net has become an obsession for many, with the majority of U.S. adults feeling they cannot go for a week without going online and one in three giving up friends and sex for the Web. The survey asked 1,011 American adults how long they would feel OK without going on the Web and found that 15 percent said just a day or less, 21 percent said a couple of days and another 19 percent said a few days. It also found that 20 percent said they spend less time having sex because they are online."

by Erin Marks October 3, 2007

sad

being a Smart Ass Dummy:
used for those with high intelligence but no damn common sense

Albert Einstein was a sad.

by kamil olmec September 23, 2004

sad

S.A.D. - Smelly ass dick. When your junk gets sweaty, your scrotum gets sad and starts crying. The tears are actually sweat, and it makes your penis smelly.

Yo man I just got back from the gym and I have a ridiculous sad.

I'm sad that I have a sad :(

by Jizzy Stizz December 29, 2007

sad

1. adj. for a joke, action, sentence etc. that makes the talker look like a loser.

2. adj. for something that is lame, nerdy or broken.

Person 1: "Yo homie what's up?"
Person 2: "Nm. Been playing my Xbox all day."
Person 1: "That's just sad man. Why don't you go out and get yourself some booty."

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Person 1: "What a sad looking wallet"
Person 2: "Yeah I need a new one"

by Superiority September 24, 2007

sad

being a Suave fanboy.

NJD sucks cos he's a Suave fanboy. This makes him sad. He's really sad. He's a Suave fanboy. Sad. Fanboy of Suave. sad.

by Microphone Joe August 5, 2003

sad

A part of speech that can be prefixed, suffixed or infixed to any word in order to emphasise the level of pathetic being described. For example, it can be used to diss computer games, eg. World of Sadcraft, Call of Sadness. Or, it can be incorporated into someone's name: Have you seen Sadathan (Jonathan) or Sadtricia (Patricia) lately?

Dude 1: You're such a bad skater, you should give it up
Dude 2: I know - I totally failed on my sadboard yesterday

by Silversword June 5, 2011