solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

satansexual

The sexual attraction to Satanic rituals / Satan himself. ( Can also be used as "Satanromantic" to describe romantic attraction )

Guy A: So is she bi or gay ?

Guy B: Haven't you seen her face whenever we mention the devil? She's obviously Satansexual!

by Space Kitten456 February 15, 2017

Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Samsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex, regardless of gender.

They might be non-binary now, but I'm still attracted to them. So yeah, I'm a samsexual.

by Maxecuter February 9, 2021

sabsexual

when youre straight but gay for sabrina carpenter 🥵🥵

girl 1: soo, whats your sexuality?
girl 2: oh im sabsexual
girl 1: whats that?
girl 2: it means im straight but gay for sabrina carpenter
girl 1: understandable

by ariana grande 😏 February 11, 2023

Sawsexual

Someone that would have sex with anything.

He is sawsexual to a horse

by Frank Iero Simp January 6, 2021