someone better than me

No one. You are cool man

Omg I’m sooo cool no one is better than mee

No one is better than me

Someone better than me: No one

by Joey Yonn November 20, 2017

Someone upstairs

Usually refers to God (or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.

"SOMEONE UPSTAIRS must like me 'cause I pulled through that rut like a miracle."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Someone's Bitch

Someone that you would do ultimately anything for because you care about them that strongly.

I'd always drive them to work when they needed a ride because they're not just Someone's Bitch, they're my bitch.

by UrbanTomato September 13, 2020

someone who is a piece of fucking shit

AJ
aka Alexander James is a piece of shit

AJ is the definition of a fucking joke and likes to disrespect everyone and fuck people around

Person 1: Who is AJ?

Person 2: A piece of fucking shit and is a man whore, fuck boy piece of cunting shit
Person 3: Wrong, someone who is a piece of fucking shit

by AJ slurps on PP November 15, 2019

Someone's mom

Not a Milf. Not someone you associate with having sex with.

Finch-"Man, that's someone's mom, not like stiffler's mom.

by Alohaman June 25, 2008

someone with a small dick

a Josh

Person 1:OMG! Josh has such a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!

by AnonymousSource August 6, 2014

someone else's hangover

This is when you wake up in the morning feeling like you really tied one on the night before even though you didn't have anything to drink. Through some sort of karmic mixup, you woke up with someone else's hangover, and they woke up feeling like a champ.

me: Ouch. My head's really banging this morning.

you: Well, you didn't have anything to drink last night - must have someone else's hangover.

by Kronite March 23, 2008