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Rush Limbaugh 

A very physically talented human being. He can shove oxycontin pills in his mouth while talking out of his A$$.
blah blah blah Democrats... Bill Clinton's Penis... blah blah blah. You're listening to the EIB Network.

Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.

I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased
Rush Limbaugh by Booblover January 19, 2004
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rush limbaugh 

Can't we all just get along? Do we have to be so hateful?
Rush Limbaugh is one of the many hateful people living in America.
rush limbaugh by Jesus November 12, 2003

rush limbaugh 

An overweight conservative radio talk show host that likes to consume large amounts of prescription pain medication.also see Junky
rush limbaugh by satan October 5, 2003

Rush Limbaugh 

When a person wins an award that they did nothing to earn and thus cheapening the award in question. Named after conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh when he was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom award.
Tom Brady is such a Rush Limbaugh; he did not deserve the Super-Bowl MVP award.
Rush Limbaugh by fuk_ga October 5, 2021

rush limbaugh 

what you say to someone who's rushing you ..
rush limbaugh by hollyRoxxx September 4, 2022

Rush Limbaugh education

The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.

Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.
Rush Limbaugh education:

Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."

Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."
Rush Limbaugh education by Adel7 January 16, 2008

Rush Limbaugh's nipples 

Anything that is simultaneously meaningless, contemptible, and repellent.
"Brittney's new record is about as interesting as Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
"Watching your dog puke reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
Rush Limbaugh's nipples by odradek February 7, 2008