rumple crimple toes

A person with athletes foot

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Rumple Fugly

A short, fat, wrinkly shit, who is generally fuck ugly.

Liam: You are a rumple fugly.
Charles: What, because I am a short, fat, wrinkly shit, and I am generally fuck ugly?
Liam: Yes, indeed.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009

Rumple Foreskin

n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.

"Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"

by poopypants April 2, 2003

Rumple Hole

The wrinkly skin surrounding your anus.

Mark asks Jenna, "Can I give it to you in your rumple hole?"

Jenna replies"No!! Get stepping and don't let the door hit you in your rumple hole on the way out!!"

by Skarisel May 6, 2012

rumple cake

when two individuals stick there asses together and shit simutaneously, to make a ball of turds as they procced to eat it.

me and yo motha fuckin bitch was making a rumple cake and fed it to ya moms nigga!

by Wick3dRumpl3 July 19, 2012

Rumple Wiggins'

(n): Alcoholic beverage found mostly in small suburban areas, consisting of rum, whiskey, Old E, and Coke.

(n): Company rat dressed up for every holiday.

If you put Rumple Wiggins' in Gary's face, he will drink it.

What is Rumple Wiggins' wearing for Valentine's Day?

by jamalamadingdong January 14, 2011

Rumple Boob

The side of a woman's boob where there are stretch marks, and looks like an old deflated balloon. Especially of you whip them out while they're in a bra. wrinkly old boob boobies rumple bra deflated

Stacy: Wanna see my blobs?
Douche Bag: He'll Yeah!

*whips them out*
Douche Bag: your boob looks like a rumple boob for a second there.

by TheRumpleWoman March 10, 2018