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bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it
hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?
by madfunfrank September 30, 2013
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trampoline sex

Having awesome bouncy sex on the surface of a trampoline. Then as the humping grows in intensity the girls vagina experiences rapid pain because the penis cannot stop bc the motion of the trampoline keeps him going.
Maria and Keith had trampoline sex and Maria could not handle the pain but Keith could not stop driving his penis into her.
by JohnSmitty July 10, 2006
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areola trampoline

Used to describe a woman's very large areolas. They are big enough to jump on like a trampoline.
Last night I jumped around on her areola trampolines.
by Mossytwat October 6, 2008
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Squirrel on a Trampoline

The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .
by Haught Carl December 20, 2009
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trampoline titties

A way to describe artificially breasts. A subtle feature wear if you were to touch the breasts your hand might bounce back due to its "trampoline" style implants. First heard it on the song "You Da Baddest, by future. ft. Nicki Minaj." As said by Future (Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn), "trampoline titties, girl, they bouncin', yea ...".
Damn that girls got some trampoline titties.
by northernlord November 19, 2017
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trampoline time

When a (mommy) and (daddy) have a wrestling match at night and you've been awake all night eating (popcorn) while watching (Dora).
i think i heard my mom and dad having trampoline time
by poophead4213 January 15, 2020
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alaskan trampoline

A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.
She had such huge tits I couldn't stop my self from giving her an "alaskan trampoline".
by AlaskanMan June 8, 2016
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