Star Rowing Club

The Uk's premier centre for rowing and sculling, located on The River Great Ouse, Bedford. No other club can live with the sheer talent, brilliance or attractiveness of the club's crews, especially the the junior boys squad. Neighbours, Bedford Modern School and Bedford RC are said to literally shit themselves in sheer terror whenever confronted with a noble Star Club Warrior and local girls schools Dame Alice and BHS can only dream of getting within 10 feet of them! Star Club icons include Giggs, Tempah T and The Dawgz.

Star Rowing Club Member: "Just pulled a 6.00 2k"
Fellow Star Rowing Club Member: "Standard really!"

Rower: "I hear we're racing Star Rowing Club!"
2nd Rower: "Might as well not show up :("

by mujhabar December 30, 2010

ronin

To ronin or be ronined means to be immensely vibrated, dismembered, or evaporated.

One of the greatest qualities to have in bed is how well someone is able to ronin.
or
Thanos just ronined half the universe.
or
Jeremy stop mic-spamming, your ronining our ears, mate!

by donnola August 13, 2021

Ronin

\Ro"nin"\, noun: In Japan, under the feudal system, a samurai who had renounced his clan or who had been discharged or ostracized and had become a wanderer without a lord; an outcast; an outlaw. a lordless samurai, esp. one whose feudal lord had been deprived of his territory. The Japanese word “ronin” (pronounced rô-nçn) refers to a roving, mercenary samurai who serves no master or warlord.

Samurai Jack

by anonymous November 2, 2003

Rowing

Hopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High Middle Ages, or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time.

Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will eventually die out due to natural selection and lack of reproductive ability.

Example of a rowing - related exclamation:
"Rowing practice; shit!"

by Xethro Gensh June 19, 2015

lightweight womens rowing

competitive floating

Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.

by crew234567890987654321 December 14, 2010

Tit Roping

To tie up tightly a woman's breasts with rope, as popularized on porn websites. Usually for BDSM

Man, did you see the chick with the purple tits? She had some major tit roping going on there.

by Crazy Cooper November 8, 2003

Roving Dragon

When fucking a girl in the butt, you take your fingernails and scratch her back, causing her to clench her butthole and run. All the while causing her mouth to be open, and her to reach for her back. Appearing like a dragon.

John: "I pulled a Roving Dragon on Jenna last night!"
Troy: "Sick!"

by Michael Eastman June 5, 2011