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Roadblock

The act of one male putting his genitals, both dick and balls, into the mouth of another male or female.
Example 1:
I heard these horrible wet retching fallowed by gagging sounds the other day but it turned out to be someone getting roadblocked.

Example 2:
Steven: Hey Andrew. Want to get roadblocked again?

Andrew: Sure!

Steven: Say "Ahhhhh."
by SKetchpro September 16, 2011
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Rockblock

When a friend or colleague does something to prevent rock and roll from happening.
i.e. changing the radio station from rock to rap, or the turning off of someone's amp during band practice.
"Dude, don't be a rockblock... Metallica is on."
by Skittles135 March 29, 2009
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Rowblocks

How you pronounce Roblox because its not Rawblocks!
I played Roblox last night
I played Rowblocks Last night
by Share-Roblox March 17, 2021
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douchebag roadblock

(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.
Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!
by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012
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alabama roadblock

Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.
I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
by rad sugar July 3, 2014
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Puerto Rican Roadblock

When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.
Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!
by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011
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Polish Roadblock

Similar in technique to the Jewish Roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit across all lanes, blocking all faster traffic from passing.

The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.

A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! These mother fuckers are Jewish Roadblocking me doing 10 under!

<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>

<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>

Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
by TheChimichunga December 20, 2008
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