Romney

The three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
Oh my G-d we've been in this f'in car for two and a half romneys now, I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012)
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A unit for measuring time: defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man, running for president, can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
Oh my God, we've been in this car for two and a half Romneys now!
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Romney

a measure of time, the Romney, is defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

the Romney was first proposed by John Stuart on the Daily Show, 2012/03/01
oh my god, I've been in this f'ing car for 2 and a half Romney now, I need to pee... no i don't
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Romney

To bend someone over and take them from behind without using lube.
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Romney

(adj) romney- a lying douchenozzle that doesn't know anything, and is also mormon, and the Antichrist.

(adj) romney- to have binders full of women.
"Did you see chad?"
"Yeah, he's such a romney!"
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A new measure of time. It's defined as the three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to it's opposite.
"Oh my God, we've been in this fucking car for two and a half Romney's now! I need to pee!" -John Stewart
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To Romney - What Mitt Romney's dog Seamus did. He was being transported in a cage on the roof of the Romney's car on a long drive to Canada. When brown ooze began running down the side of the car, Romney hosed down the dog and the car and replaced Seamus on the roof.
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