Romney

The three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

Oh my G-d we've been in this f'in car for two and a half romneys now, I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012)

by nuninthemorning June 6, 2012

Romney

A unit for measuring time: defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man, running for president, can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

Oh my God, we've been in this car for two and a half Romneys now!

by SavagePetunia May 31, 2012

Romney

a measure of time, the Romney, is defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

the Romney was first proposed by John Stuart on the Daily Show, 2012/03/01

oh my god, I've been in this f'ing car for 2 and a half Romney now, I need to pee... no i don't

by stevehhh June 2, 2012

Romney

To bend someone over and take them from behind without using lube.

I was laying in bed and he "Romneyed my ass

by rogman August 11, 2012

Romney

(adj) romney- a lying douchenozzle that doesn't know anything, and is also mormon, and the Antichrist.

(adj) romney- to have binders full of women.

"Did you see chad?"
"Yeah, he's such a romney!"

by indigo montoya October 24, 2012

Romney

A new measure of time. It's defined as the three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to it's opposite.

"Oh my God, we've been in this fucking car for two and a half Romney's now! I need to pee!" -John Stewart

by NiCK ONe X1 May 30, 2012

to Romney

To defecate in terror

To Romney - What Mitt Romney's dog Seamus did. He was being transported in a cage on the roof of the Romney's car on a long drive to Canada. When brown ooze began running down the side of the car, Romney hosed down the dog and the car and replaced Seamus on the roof.

by FulhamBoy27 January 27, 2012