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Dry Robe

A smug, middle class, middle age, mainly female person. Found at the waters edge with their bucket (containing crocs, bright orange PE bag & waterproof camera for taking selfies in the sea)

Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"

Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.
I met a total Dry Robe last night at Jons party, boasting about how efficient her new Philippino cleaner is at getting the sand out of the shower tray
by Torbaydos February 11, 2022
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black robe

The covering of clothes worn by a courtroom judge.

A courtroom judge, usually described as a noun when identifying the judge as having a bloated ego and a poor sense of justice.
The black robe sentenced the guy who did no wrong to five years in prison.
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
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Kings Robe

The fold of skin which covers the head of the penis. More broadly referred to as the prepuce, a term which also describes the female clitoral hood. More commonly referred to as the foreskin.
Nah, I'm rockin' the Kings Robe.
by titsnbarrels September 22, 2010
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Wizard Robe

When a person's stomach flab is so extensive that it takes on the appearance of a wizard's robe
That man has a wizard robe hanging past his knees!

There was a man on 'Embarrassing Bodies' with a wizard robe!
by NewtfaceImpalaMcEelson January 13, 2013
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Ass Robe

A robe that exposes the ass... commonly misunderstood as the word afro... say it out loud, you'll see what we mean.
"Why Fred, that is a mighty hott ass robe that you are wearing."

"Hell yes baby"
by Master Fanta September 3, 2005
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penis robe

I forgot my penis robe, 18 years ago, that's how you were made son.
by tdog8675309 September 14, 2013
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Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.
Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.
by zbastardman March 4, 2020
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