Ronaning

verb
ronaning, ronaned, to ronan
to blow something out of proportion; to be "apeoidic"

Why'd you kill my dog bro? Stop ronaning! It was just rock paper scissors!

by Fracklebanger June 15, 2021

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Kurt Cobanging

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana

Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .

by Websters2 June 12, 2015

D.L. Romancing

Romancing someone on the Down Low. To make sure no one sees the person you're trying to bang out, in private.

My homeboy doesn't spit game to hoes in public, he D.L. romances them in private.

D.L. Romancing is the actual act.

by D. Diablo March 6, 2010

Romancing the stone

When addicts try to justify their continued drug habit by emphasizing the highs but ignoring the destruction.

Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.

by Telmea Story December 16, 2018

Rolanding

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.

Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...

by goldrushatl August 7, 2018

Romanting

Romanting (verb)

The cuddling and kissing version of sexting.

Person A: “I’m asexual, but i like romanting with my long distance boyfriend.”
Person B: “You guys are so cute together.”

by Zoe M.P. July 15, 2019