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Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022
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roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
by Barberella September 1, 2020
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roadside bomb

When a person enters a room, stops in front of any person they choose, let out a fart(silent but deadly or any other types)then leave the room like nothing happened.
oh my god,last night i let off the worst roadside bomb ive ever smelt in my life!
by captmyke June 11, 2006
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roadses

noun, the usually old or ugly flowers sold at the side of the road, freeway exit ramps, or other high-traffic areas

Also known as "barses" if sold from a bucket in a bar or pub
It's your anniversary, Bob, what did you get Mary this year?

Crap, I forgot, I'll probably just grab some roadses on the drive home & take her out to dinner.
by serendipity chick May 30, 2009
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roadside shopping

using the household curbside rubbish collection as a free shopping mall
'hey nice couch'
'yeah picked it up roadside shopping round the corner'
by timbo the awesome one May 2, 2010
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Roadside Slush

Taking a steaming shit on a snow drift, then laying your partner on said snow drift and fucking their brains out.
Yo dude that chick from Wisconsin asked me for a roadside slush. DURTY
by BlegoMemorialHighway February 27, 2012
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Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high
Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf
by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012
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