roadside shopping

using the household curbside rubbish collection as a free shopping mall
'hey nice couch'
'yeah picked it up roadside shopping round the corner'
by timbo the awesome one May 02, 2010
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Roadside Slush

Taking a steaming shit on a snow drift, then laying your partner on said snow drift and fucking their brains out.
Yo dude that chick from Wisconsin asked me for a roadside slush. DURTY
by BlegoMemorialHighway January 30, 2012
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roadside untwisting-stroll

Refers to a fairly-short trek dat you take along da gravel shoulder of da highway by your house while dragging a long and somewhat-twisted/kinked length of rope, wire, tubing, etc behind you; da purpose is to gently/evenly extend said cord back out and allow da"free" or "trailing" end to rotate freely and thus unwind/remove/relax any coils and other unwanted tensioning. After you have walked an appropriate distance to adequately even everything out, you then begin carefully coiling your cord over your arm while continuing to galumph along, so dat da other end of da cord will still be free to rotate, and thus your winding-motion will not create additional twisting of da cord as you reel it in.
I occasionally get an odd look or two from passing motorists while performing a roadside untwisting-stroll after using a garden-hose or extension-cord, but I have yet to have anyone actually ask me about it... I guess most folks understand dat "you gotta do what you gotta do" in a case like this, and dey figger dat "if it gets da job done, more power to ya".
by QuacksO April 29, 2019
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Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
by AmberleeGray July 07, 2022
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Roadside Rocket

A rock, glass shard, or other random object on a shoulder of the road that gets launched at your windshield.
Dammit, that stupid roadside rocket put a huge crack in my windshield!
by yungthotslayer_29 September 08, 2019
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Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high
Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf
by Jake Burnston October 06, 2012
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roadside head

roadside head is a blowjob given to a person while they are driving
man she gave some nice roadside head
by hoeper.a May 21, 2016
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