Rally to Restore Sanity

Made in response to political pundit and former cardboard Doom sign activist Glenn Beck's "Rally to Restore Honor". It is the last bastion of true civil discourse in a public meeting in the five star fuck-up that has become the U.S.A. Held on October 30th, 2010 at the national mall in Washington D.C., it promises to be a merger of ideas and non-hyperbolic agreement for all who participate. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are joint hosting the event which will be met with high attendance as well as state level local meetings to watch the epic display of Truthiness.

Hey Jim! You forgot to pack the Generic Angry Signs!

Oh no Bill, we won't be needing those at the Rally to Restore Sanity.

by Waterboy72 October 25, 2010

Ristar

The best game ever created.

Ristar is the best game ever made.
Period.

by Stcb March 30, 2005

restore

The process by which the shaft skin of the circumcised penis is stimulated to grow, generally by strecthing, to create a facsimile of the natural foreskin. Also known as uncircumcision or restoring.

Jewish males were required to restore their foreskins to take part in the first Olympic games.

by sephfx April 14, 2004

Restoration

A term commonly used by mistake when describing a vehicle that has undergone improvements such as new paint and interior, yet is nothing like a factory original.

I spent 10,000 dollars on the restoration of my VW Bus. The Lexus Plum Purple paint still looks new and the leather Dodge Caravan seats are very comfortable.

by norcalmike vw December 21, 2010

riptor scale

a scale of measuring how high or "riped" u are

dude i was so baked last night i was like off the riptor scale

by halikid January 17, 2008

Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

Riktorfsen

Je jarenlange opgebouwde reputatie te grabbel gooien door te pas (en vooral: te onpas) op te draven in televisieprogramma's om er platitudes rond te strooien.

"Heb je gisteren De Afspraak bekeken over de antivaxxers van Tegenwind?"
"Ja, er was daar iemand weer serieus aan het riktorfsen."

by Winston_ May 12, 2022