Peas and rice

An alternative to "Jesus Christ", used when you're not allowed to swear or blaspheme, i.e in Church, at a religious school. Also used depending upon your religion, if you are a part of a religion where it is forbidden to swear, or use obsenities "peas and rice" may be used as an alternative to "Jesus Christ".
Mainly used when you make a stupid mistake.

Person 1: *does something stupid*
Person 2: *points out the stupid occurrence*
Person 1: Peas and rice, that was possibly the most stupid thing I have ever done!

by edwardinho edwards September 21, 2011

receipts

proof or evidence when there is tea getting spilled.
receipts can be tweets, texts, or any physical proof of something.

"how do you know that he's cheating on me?"
"hun i got all the receipts'

by etetetetetetet October 17, 2018

life is like rice

Life Is hard

Don't judge people, umuntu, you are a person, they are a person, I'm a person, we're all persons ,don't judge it Because life is like rice

by Druggie Z April 26, 2023

rice picking

The act of going out in search of Asian woman to take home.

Let's go rice picking tonight, I know a place with a lot of fine ass Asian women.

by gintodamus March 10, 2010

The Great Recession

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

Pussy Recession

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).

"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."

by mryou September 8, 2009

fanny rice

Fanny rice often known as pussy rice is when a female wipes after urinating leaving a residue of wet rolled up toilet paper in the crevices of her vagina strongly resembling grains of white rice...

Damn, I licked a girl out last night, wish she'd washed first, got Fanny rice stuck in my teeth

by Happy flappy bird April 14, 2017