by Betty Alsworth August 15, 2022
Get the Ribula mug.Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!
by Gary2234 June 13, 2011
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Get the white ribbons mug.A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.
Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009
Get the ribbed sweater tee mug.Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.
Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2015
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Get the ribbit mug.An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.
by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005
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