Morning excitement

The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.

He couldn’t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.

by islington345 February 8, 2022

Excitement

The feeling you get from certain fabrics and clothes, mainly soft and comfy pants.

"I'd love to take you home and get into those pants tonight."

"You can't get into my excitement."

by Allisynwonderland September 24, 2017

Awkward Excitement

When you get really excited for something, but it turns really awkward.

Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-

Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-

by LoannahForever January 12, 2011

Boring Excitement

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

by mariaviolet November 8, 2009

Brown Excitement

The act of popping a boner while taking a dump.

Man, i had major Brown Excitement last night!

by curley19 May 14, 2011

sexcitement

noun
Explosive sexually charged state or condition.

Out of control lust resulting in a state of hyper sexual arousal, often oblivious to one's surroundings.

physically aroused state characterized by the inability to conceal extreme lust and the inability to refrain from impulsive impassioned behavior.

"Her erotic dancing plunged him into a reckless state of sexcitement that cast off all semblence of civilization and propriety as he lunged for the exotic dancer, oblivious to the bouncer's attempts to stop him"

by Siagiah Karlsson December 9, 2008

Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned

Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement

by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011