Record baby

A baby spinning on a record screaming at the top of his lungs

The record baby is so loud I can't hear the fucking song

by Abchannel12 May 3, 2023

Criminal record fever

A term applied to both men and women who have the hots for anyone who has a criminal record. This term is generally applied to women, considering the majority of people with criminal records are men, but can also be used for men who have a sexual preference to women with a criminal record

“Oh my good he has a criminal record, what a bad boy! I love bad boys, I can’t control my criminal record fever”

by Brian3000 August 27, 2019

banger's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)

Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

jacker's remorse

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.

Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.

by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009

Princeton Record Exchange

A CD store, also known as PREX, located in Princeton, NJ. You can find all the CD's you're looking for, and even the ones you weren't looking for but buy anyway. People spend hundreds of dollars buying huge stacks of CD's, DVD's, video games and vinyl's. If you live in the area, it's the only place you'll ever have to go to find music and movies and extremely low prices, especially if you browse in the $1.99 section.

#1: I just spent $17 on that new Cold War Kids album.
#2: Dude, you should've gone to Princeton Record Exchange.

by P Banger April 7, 2009

remora

A. Someone who expects everything to be given to them on a silver platter while they lay around doing nothing.

B. A social leech

c. Any of several marine fishes of the family Echeneidae, having on the head a sucking disk with which they attach themselves to sharks, whales

A. Tilly: Hey I didn't go to class for the whole week, can i get your notes?
AJ: no you fucking remora

B. if someone has been hanging out with your because they are new and they haven't ventured out to meet new people you can say 'go meet someone else you fucking remora'

by aj krause January 6, 2004

Reborn Corn

Specifically refers to the corn that comes out whole in your poop even though you know you chewed it beyond forensic recoverability.

This is not a synonym for corn on the log, but refers to the type of corn found within it. Further scientific (and non-scientific) research is required to confirm what we already know: it can be found in all types of poop.

George: Hey Paco, I pooped out some of that reborn corn this morning.

Paco: You mean you squeezed out some corn on the log?
George: No bro, nothing solid about it. It came out as a major explosive of whole corn crapnel.
Paco: Hey, how many words are we trying to illustrate here?
George: Well, it did remind me of Atomic Kitten, because I made them whole again.
Paco: You're going to try to get away with that?

by Totallyfrank January 14, 2022