"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.
by Red Baron 2017 May 25, 2016
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Get the Reticolo Regracia mug.Aka - the kid's grandparent's house, free babysitting, (even though you should really be paying them). They want to enjoy their retirement that they worked so hard for and planned for a long time, but now, they can't.
I know we have had a whole year to make other arrangements, but we can just bring the kids to the anti-retirement home everyday. I know they are retired, but It's free and I don't trust anyone else.
by Johnny Ock June 26, 2016
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son: dad can you show me a bigbrain amongus reference
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad
(son plays amongus as red)
blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out
(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad
(son plays amongus as red)
blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out
(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)
by bill cyperbunk April 7, 2021
Get the suspension without retirement mug."What the Hell are you doing with a .50 Desert Eagle that you've never used?"
"That's just my retirement plan."
"That's just my retirement plan."
by cogitheum@mac.com March 7, 2009
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
by Chang Tan December 29, 2004
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