retardian

1. adj. Of or relating to retards, retardation and stupidity
2. n. Dumb people, individually or as a group

Putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose is the retardian way of jacking off.

Kevin Federline is king of the retardians.

by szyslak September 16, 2008

Flame Retardant

A person with "special needs" who is also gay.

Tard #1: "Did you hear about Chuck? He came out of the closet!"
Tard #2: (makes random noises) "...and I thought I was the only Flame Retardant!" (burps)

by KC MasterBeast July 2, 2011

flame retardant

Person or object used by males to block advances from memebers of the same sex.

I had to go to a gay bar with my friend Christopher the other night so I invited my friend Laura to go and pretend to be my girl friend and act as a Flame Retardant.

by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010

clingfilm retardant

When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.

Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?

Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.

Katherine: No, I'll do it.

...

2 hours later...

Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.

by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010

retardanism

The philosophy of ridiculous cognitve perceptions of the world and abnormal ways of thinking.

"When my nephew failed his final examination, your father and I kidnapped him and beat the shit out of him,"

"Dude, that is complete retardanism."

by ilove asianchix April 28, 2008

Retardlings

those children of people who procreated that really shouldnt have.... you know the ones that you just shake your head at and ask silently why?

Oh my, who knew here in Wal Mart we would see so many retardlings in one afternoon!!!

by Outofhismind July 2, 2012

Retardondo

The word you use when someone is being a total and utter retard that you can’t string together a sentance to tell then that

Duncan you retardondo

by Ddahnke06 February 10, 2020