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Ricky Rescue

A Ricky Rescue is similar to a "Wacker." It is a person who works in EMS (EMT, Firefighter, Paramedic) and gets waaaaay too excited for every single little call. On weak ass calls such as bullshit anxiety they are in there with oxygen and trauma sheers in hand. These people usually have the stickers on their truck, carry scanners and listen to them on and off duty, always wear those annoying shirts, and cannot run an assesment to save their life.
Season Vet: Dude have you ever ran with (Insert Name) that guy is such a fucking Ricky Rescue. He has his boots shined to a tee, wears his sheers on his pants, and wants to run calls all day. (Insert Name) should be shot in the stomach, god i wish that guy would die in a car fire.
by MoSlicka August 6, 2007
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rescue shuttle

1. A backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.
1. Damn it! Ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.
by olsongt May 9, 2009
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Helicopter Rescue

When you take a huge shit that doesn't break before it touches the water in the bowl leaving your ass attached to the water by a "rescue-line" of shit.
"Oh man I totally pulled off a Helicopter Rescue this morning after demolishing those 8 burgers last night"
by cirus00 August 29, 2011
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Sexual Resume

A document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.
Doug: "Hello Candy, I'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume. As you can see, when I was 13 I did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the Czech Republic, when I was 15 I eiffel towered my friend cameron's sister (in his room), and at 19 I received my first rusty trombone from a Tibetan Yoga Master named Crystal. She has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary."
by Pickups101 April 26, 2012
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Rescue Toaster

Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.
See: Sealab 2021

"Some Sort of Rescue Toaster!! Thank God!!"
by Steve March 3, 2005
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Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.
"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"
by rawtap July 18, 2009
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rescrewvenate

Radcliffe was feeling kind of down, but he went out that night and was able to rescrewvenate
by Libraryguy August 30, 2013
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