reetomism

The belief that being retarded is cool

Dude, you are soo *VVVVVVVVVVVTTTTTTT* (trying to imitate a vacuum cleaner) <---this dude obviously can't dis. he was trying to say someone is gay, but ended up looking gay. So he practices reetomism

by RetfirDMX March 17, 2008

rentman

A rental property owner or manager, usually of lower quality rentals whose job it is to collect rent.

I saw the rentman pull up, don't answer the door. He wants his money.

by RentMan January 3, 2008

rectometer

A device used to measure the vibrations caused by a fart.

He scored 40 counts per second on the rectometer with that last fart.

by Meagre Shit August 20, 2014

Renton

Pronounced: Ren-Tahn
The act of taking one's first and second born and smashing them together

Damn Washingtonian drivers! I will Renton them!

by Barril December 13, 2004

Rento

Crazy bloke who is sort out by the ladies, but individually sorts them out one by one

"Far out that rentos going to slay tonight, we havent got a chance!"

by Sketchychoirboy April 23, 2017

Trigger Rectomy

The operation you recieve after the injury you sustain from using a high power wash hose, or any trigger device for an extended period of time, which results in hand fatigue from holding down the trigger

Doctor : What seems to be the problem?
Patient : My hand is sore from hosing

Doctor: Your going to need a trigger rectomy

by MTBker77 June 22, 2010

Renton Girls

Thought of as white-washed, little Asian girls in most cases. Usually neck breakers whenever you come across them. Just don't get your hopes up too high, they may look easy but they have high standards. Most of the time, anyway.

Guy 1: "DAMN! I'm spitting at those Renton girls."
Renton Guy: "Yeah right, like they'll even talk to you. I try everyday."

by aCrazyRentonGirl January 6, 2010