Ranchini

A sex act in which a male is banging a female type doggystyle and when he is about to cum he pulls out and gets a ranch bottle ready for action. At that moment, he begins to dump ranch all over the female types upper/lower back and ass as if he is droppin' an outstanding jizzbomb load all over her. Prep: Make sure to have the ranch at least at room temperature. Also, make sure you get the biggest bottle of ranch you can find. Might have to make modifications to the ranch bottle so it pours the ranch out at a prime rate.

"I have that bitch the ranchini with the nigger family sized bottle of ranch."
"Leeroy: Yoooooo nigha, I gave dat bic da ranchini but with dat dere sweet baby rays nigger BBQ sauce...ya nigha ran out of Stubb's."

by ScorchingTurkey May 28, 2013

Cock Reaching

When someone make a lame ass attempt to turn what another said into a gay comment, but totally fails. It's a known fact, that cock reachers perform the act of cock reaching to divert attention from their own gayness.

Person1: "I ate pizza today for lunch."
Person2: "Oh, I bet you do like putting large triangular things inside your mouth."
Person2 is clearly guilty of cock reaching.

by NoReaching September 11, 2009

reaching on a double

Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third

I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!

by CarMono September 18, 2010

Reaching

Said when someone is going too far with their actions and/or their opinions

Person1: Dude, kiribakus made a petition directed to Horikoshi to make their ship canon
Person2: Those clowns sure are reaching

by Will-o'-the-wisp June 1, 2019

re-ranching

The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.

After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin re-ranching because I ran out.

by TrentBalenciaga May 5, 2009

Homies check yo domes I may be reachin for my choppa

In the landmark case of Jesse Parrish v. School District, the controversial quote got famous. Definition:

1. An ambiguously meaningless saying that has or implies no negative connotation. Merely an expression of one's own frustration in a positive, healthy, constructive manner.

2. Is equivalent to saying: Friends, I am frustrated right now, but I know I must keep my head up, and you should too, because that is what is best for the world.

Fred: Hey Jesse, did you get suspended for true threats?

Jesse: Yes, and here is how it made me feel: Homies check yo domes I may be reachin for my choppa

by jesseparrish March 3, 2010

retching

Being absolutely repulsed and made sick from something that's fucking revolting

Kev: have you seen that "two girls one cup" video
Joanne: stop I'm still retching retch

by Htrmcq June 19, 2017