When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.
"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."
by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016
Get the Remote Dock mug.The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.
"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied
by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017
Get the TV Remote mug.Go to a remote beach where it is safe to eat the shellfish. Dig them up at low tide, leave in water to eject sand, cook on a driftwood fire at dusk. You will remember this day.
by Simonius_Titius_Underpantius January 12, 2011
Get the remote mug.a person that is obsessed with controlling the remote at all times and is constantly watching "their" shows
by BiG H4NDSOME July 23, 2010
Get the remote nazi mug."Man, buying that extra wii remote, and all those online games must have given Nintendo more money than Midas!"
by DJ Jetta December 21, 2008
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Get the Remote Control mug.Worse than being at school.
Just sitting around doing nothing but just listening to stupid shit every day in the morning.
Just sitting around doing nothing but just listening to stupid shit every day in the morning.
If you ever tried to skip class or school. They send you home with a note saying, Your son/daughter Is falling behind such as, not listening and skipping classes.
And if your sick, your still forced to do work online remote learning wtf.
And if your sick, your still forced to do work online remote learning wtf.
by Spheraz January 13, 2021
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