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remote 

abbrev. of "a long way from the nearest TV remote control"

Go to a remote beach where it is safe to eat the shellfish. Dig them up at low tide, leave in water to eject sand, cook on a driftwood fire at dusk. You will remember this day.

remote by Simonius_Titius_Underpantius January 12, 2011