optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009

rectalabdominales

When you have a stomach in your poop shot

"Doctor! I seem to have a rectalabdominales infection in my rectalabdominales!"

by francis March 9, 2003

retaliation porn

When someone sends multiple pictures images of porn and the receiver immediately sends porn back.

"my boyfriend just sent me a ton of porn so I sent retaliation porn"

by TheFloofDragon June 17, 2017

Retaliatory Fart

The fart that is done to retaliate when someone else farts. The hope is that the person who is retaliating can have one that stinks worse or makes a louder noise.

Fred's uncle in the garage. Not wanting to be outdone, Fred released a massive retaliatory fart that stunk up the garage and boomed.

by New English September 8, 2010

Retaliator

The hate and propaganda machine aimed at the UEE by anonymous members of a terrorist political organization known as CLX. They were largely responsible for documenting and publicizing the Kelcey mutiny in 2942.

Gosh, I can't wait to see what's new on The Retaliator!

by Xova February 17, 2014

rectabate

To rectify an unsatisfactory session of sexual intercourse by post-coital masturbation.

The guy was oblivious to her clit and made "sweet love" like a numb jackhammer. As a last ditch effort to salvage her evening, she rectabated after he passed out.

by Corinne Veronica September 22, 2005

Rectalatorian

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person

The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.

by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025