Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007

reatard

Someone who is too stupid to notice the material with which your body is made.

you OK reatard?
I am wood
stupid.

by poudink January 1, 2021

Reartard

Someone who is clearly a retard and also is a homosexual.

Fred: I'm thinking of throwing a party this weekend
Carl: Nice...but dont invite andy he's a right reartard
Fred: A what?....
Carl: A REARTARD?
Fred: Dont you mean retard?
Carl: well you know andy he's dating edward and he's failed every exam he's ever taken

Fred: Yeah.....oh i get it REARTARD, thats quite clever
Carl: indeed

by Hograt September 5, 2009

readtarded

When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.

I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.

by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008

realtor

The term realtor refers to the membership mark held by the national association of realtors and refers to any member of said organization.
The term REALTOR® identifies a licensed professional in real estate who is a member of the National Association of REALTORS®. Not all licensed real estate brokers and salespersons are members of the National Association, and only those who are can identify themselves as REALTORS®. Realtors conduct their business and activities in accordance with a strict Code of Ethics, and pay dues for the status.

There is a huge difference in hiring a real estate agent and a professional REALTOR.

by whateversclever April 4, 2008

realtalk

when your saying something and no one believes you say this to make them not believe you even more

i'm telling the truth. like realtalk

by #upoutmyface# girl November 11, 2011

Realtards

They are people that go to marist sion college Warragul that are retarded and have to do speacial shit

“Hey look it’s the realtards they are fucking dumbasses”

by Yourfreindlyneighbourhoodfrank March 18, 2019