I-Ready

The most discraful thing that humans can do. Teacher think it is all fun and take no time but irl I spend 5 hours catching up on it just for my grades to drop. Symptoms may include,Panic attacks, short attenchion span, lack of nolage, pre mature death penalty and or learning how to add 1+2

"Mom can u take me to the deepest well by that has a anvil"

"Why Honey"

"We have I-Ready tomorrow"

"Sure sweetie"

by I-Ready is a mother trucker December 2, 2020

Don Ready

a raging hard one aka boner

i was with this girl last night an she was busted!! i couldnt get my Don Ready

by dizzydz July 7, 2010

Rachel Ready

The act of preparing to leave work in advance, allowing one to sit and wait to clock out.

Are you ready to leave yet? You were supposed to be Rachel Ready.

by Pizza Hutte May 15, 2013

festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 2, 2014

I-Ready

A shitty fucking disgraceful ass Site to the entire USA, Id rather watch the emoji movie 3 times than do fucking I-Ready

Teacher: Ok class it's time for I-ready, get your slow ass Chromebooks out
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill just die then

by DavidFlysBoeing99 November 25, 2021

Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020

$5 hot-n-ready

A cheap handjob. Usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. Originated in Philly

"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."

by Scruffo215 July 13, 2016