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I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.
Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.
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first-rate cunt lapping

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'
by peach_buddies September 24, 2007
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ratemyprofessor

A website where college students can evaluate professors.
Evaluations may vary depending on the student doing the evaluation. I was once taught by a professor that was said to be difficult, but found his class easy. Best stay away though from professors that have a clear majority of poor ratings.

www.ratemyprofessors.com or www.ratemyprofessor.com
1. I have to register for classes, so I'll check ratemyprofessor for a good professor to take.

2. I was wondering why my class was a lot more difficult than it should be, so I checked ratemyprofessor and saw that my professor got mostly bad ratings. I wish I checked before taking his class.
by Degenerate316 January 14, 2008
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You are rarted

Nicknamed, the 'friendship ender," this phrase was famously used by Joseph man9062 to roast the HECC out of some youtuber. This insult has been proven to cause anal hemorraging, and must be avoided at all costs. An easy way to avoid this insult is to say "no u" or immediately rush to the hospital.
"Get out of here, KID!"

"You are rarted."

Bully proceeds to spill massive amount of blood from his anus and groin area
by Ayyyyyylamo May 10, 2018
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Rate Your Music

RYM is a music cataloguing/rating website. It's content is extremely thorough, and because of easy accessibility the concept of 'obscure taste' becomes irrelevant through exposure to a vast array of genres, artists, albums, etc. sadly, the community is plagued with countless cynics, elitists, and pompous assholes who employ music as a means to groom their ego through forum circle jerks and panning albums they haven't listened to for no reason; injecting their reductionist, word excrement into every album they can muster through pathetic faux-reviews that are as self-indulgent as they are inconsequential.

otherwise, a great tool for discovering music.
'Beethoven's 9th is trite, superficial garbage"

"Hah! yr belief that music 'grows' on you is obviously indicative of an amateur dilettante."

"I noticed your lack of negative ratings, you should be more objective and less of an overbearing optimist."

- Rate Your Music users
by beightenberliner November 14, 2011
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drop rate

The probability that an award will drop from an enemy when killed by a player in most RPG based video games.
"What's the drop rate of that sword"
"It's not that rare about 76%"
by SuburbanDefined January 8, 2016
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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
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