Ratzinger

An insincere apology.

He said he was sorry for what happened, but I think he was giving me a ratzinger.

by dronkmunk September 22, 2006

Alphabet rating

Alphabet rating is a discreet way of rating people of the opposite sex.

In the Alphabet rating, an 'A' rating is the highest and this is 26 out of 26, with 'Z' being the worst (1 out of 26)

Mike: That chick was totally a 'D'

Steve: No way man, she had epic boobs,toattly a 'B'

Mike: True dat, Brah.



Steph: OMG Bryson is totally an 'A', he's perfect and apparently great in bed.

Denise: Yeah great in bed if your name is Jimmy, Bryson is extremly gay, hot, but gay, id only give him a 'K'

Steph: No way, I dont not what to believe anymore.

by Leco January 23, 2009

Tour Ratings

A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.

This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.

Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?

Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)

Kevan: A tour 8?

Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!

Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'

by Qprboys261 January 21, 2010

Raising Cane's

The best chicken place ever. If your in the hankerin for some chicken tenders, fries, coleslaw and toast then you gotta eat here. Gotta try the sauce. One love.

Me:I'm hungry for chciken.
Friend: Let's go to (insert chicken place)
Me: They all taste like camel and donkey ass.
Friend: well???
Me: Lets get some Cane's
Friend: Oh yeah

by Lilrowdy18 April 19, 2005

Ratings rehab

When slightly depressed due to boredom or general feelings of insignificance, visit numerous websites that allow you to rate tech products/vacation rentals/celebrity outfits. By giving them good ratings you will get a temporary sense of self-worth.

Friend: "Why did you give that hideous outfit 5 stars?
You: "It's my Ratings rehab. What hurt could it really do?"

by MOCHAD April 4, 2011

raising the bridge

to flick someone off, to say "F.U." or "Up yours!", etc.
Considered getting back at some "clown". Something to do at George W.M.D Bush, Verizon, Brittney Spears, or people who you think are assholes.

person #1: hey look, it's the guy from Verizon!

person #2: ATNT raises the bar for its costumers, but I'm raising the bridge at Verizon, cuz THEY SUCK!

by pimpmaster25 March 27, 2008

raising cane

Refers to either:
(1) Cultivating tropical sucrose-producing grass.
(2) What da courts in many parts of da world have outlawed when it comes to disciplining children --- it's "time-outs only" nowadays, Folks.

Some people argue dat laws which prohibit "raising CANE" often cause youngsters to be ABLE to misbehave as much as they want. I disagree; most kids start out being inherently good; it's us adults who are da major influence on them to be bad with our OWN improper behavior and impatient disregard for said small-fry's needs and concerns. If we gave our children the care and attention they need, they would actually **want** to be good all the time.

by QuacksO February 22, 2021