battle rattle

the maximum amount of army gear that a soldier can be expected to carry, including but not limited to: helmet, goggles, flak vest, tac vest, pistol belt, canteen, protective (gas) mask, mopp gear, ruck sack, poncho, cold weather gear, go to war pack, etc

Wake up! Formation in ten! Uniform is full battle rattle!

by 080080 April 28, 2010

Raffles Institution

If you come here and you're secretly gay but don't know it yet, then after half a year you will be openly gay.

If you go to Raffles Institution, you have a 97% chance of finding out you are gay

by cantdecideonusernamemaybelater October 7, 2021

ratfuck

A military term. Refers to rooting through an assortment of items and only taking what you want/need. It usually involves opening up a package or something shrinkwrapped, taking the desired item(s) and leaving the rest behind for the next unsuspecting individual.

Term is used in the Infantry division of the Army when someone opens up an MRE (meal ready to eat) package and only takes the candy/cookies. This leaves the next person to a meal with no treat.

"Some asshole ratfucked my MRE and took the Tootsie Pop!"

"Who ratfucked the Costco potato chip assortment and only took the Doritos?"

"You dick. You ratfucked the mini-cereals and only took the Apple Jacks".

by Mrs. Stiteler June 19, 2009

Oildale Baby Rattle

A glass methamphetamine pipe containing one or more shard-like pieces of unmelted methamphetamine.

I loaded a fat chunk shard of bomb dope in my pipe and shook it around like and Oildale baby rattle.

by Llenar13 July 2, 2009

Ratology

The sophisticated, intense and vigorous study of a mammal species: rats. Case developed by Professor Jonathan Pruett. 3.8% acceptance rate into the class, and a minimum SAT score of 1400 is required.

Person 1: "Jonathan, what are you going to major?"
Jonathan: "I'm studying ratology. I find it quite interesting and I am passionate in the subject."

by awesomekawaiiman May 14, 2019

Urban Rattlesnake

A hyperemic needle or syringe, with a high likelihood of having recently been used by an addict for taking heroin or some other type of illicit drug, laying outside on the sidewalk or roadway where someone may step on it.

Watch out for that urban rattlesnake! You really don't want to step on that.

by Belltown_ESSID May 7, 2011

Pipe Rattler

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.

I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.

by Schroedster April 14, 2014