Raccooning

The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.

Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.

Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?

Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.

by Goin' Panda January 12, 2012

Raccoon

A person that wears black eyeliner frequently

Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU

by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

Raccoon

a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon

raccoon

by fyslova October 22, 2010

Raccoon

The crackheads of the Animal Kingdom

"Damn raccoons got into the trash again!

by DeepFriedDump February 13, 2019

raccoonating

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.

It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.

by gotonull January 3, 2008

the raccoon

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.

after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut

by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007

Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017