queefer

The vaginal fart, also known as the queef, vart or pussy fart

the first time I heard a heard a queefer I laughed my ass off. the chick was mortified.

by Anonymous December 18, 2002

Queefer Reefer

Queefer Reefer is when you are hanging out with a friend that is a girl, and she smokes a blunt with you. She then takes a “drag” through her vaginal cavity and queefs it out for you to inhale.

Friend: yo how was it with marilla yesterday? Did she give you queefer reefer?

by SergeantSmozzule July 27, 2021

Quinn Queefer

Someone who is overly obsessed with realism in video games.

Person #1: "dude that was so gay"
Quinn Queefer: "yeah, in my game i would do..."

by tenpoundgun January 2, 2012

Cunny-quaffer

A cunnilinguist who gobbles vaginas so cavernous that they suck the air from the eaters lungs, hence requiring the taking of deep breaths before feeding.

At the dog kennel, a tall, bearded, bald man - a known cunny-quaffer - stalked her, following her to her station wagon. Could he smell her?

by Alexander Putin November 10, 2003

queefer

the act of queefing during a frightened or nervous state; in most cases a queef accompanied by simultaneous quivering.

adam - "Heather, did you just rip one?"

Heather - "No Adam, girs don't fart. That was

a queefer. They happen sometimes when I get nurvous."

or
Heather sat queefering after realizing that she was being followed by a pack of wild angry mongeese.

by smelter February 4, 2010

Queefer Sutherland

When you have sex with a female for 24 hrs staright, that she lets out a queef so loud that lasts 24 min. People beguin to think its a bomb that they need to call Jack Bauer to come save the day.

At 5am there was a loud explosion heard by the airport, it turned out to be a Queefer Sutherland at the local Holiday Inn.

by OhhhhAlllll August 4, 2007

Quiffer

A person who likes to sniff bicycle seats

Dude look at Randy sniffing Carl's bicycle seat! What the fuck is that? What a fucking quiffer.

by dudemanyo October 11, 2008