Road Sign Quarterback

A simple game with one or more players. Consist of driving along empty highway, taking empty bottles, usually freshly consumed, throwing them from the moving vehicle at oncoming road signs. One point per smashed bottle. For the ametures this is easily accomplished from the passanger side of the vehicle, but the seasoned veterans have been known to score a few points from the drivers side.

Man, I was 500 last night at Road Sign Quarterback while driving up here.

by Wayside September 25, 2006

Quarter Waters

A water based drink usually priced at 25 cents. Thus the name. Usually packaged in a plastic barrel shaped container.They originally came in three flavors ; grape, fruit punch, orange. Now available in Lime and Blue.

" Antonio please run to the store and buy me 2 dollars worth of Quarter Waters."

by Nippy Leaks October 7, 2009

Quarter Test

A test of the firmness and overall composition of the posterior, typically that of the female. The test involves one person attempting to successfully bounce a quarter off of the test subject's derrière and then measuring that subsequent bounce. It is commonly accepted that if a clean bounce launches the quarter about one to two feet into the air, then the test subject has passed. In the fortunate case that the quarter reaches heights above those aforementioned, then the particular pair of buttocks under scrutiny are considered "Serious Badonk". For information on what one's rump is considered when it "swallows" the quarter, please refer to "Cottage Cheese Ass"

Marcus: Boi, I heard you got yo'self a brand new hoe! How dat ass be workin' out fo'ya?

Tre: Shiiieeettt, nigga you know dat bitch be passin' the quarter test!

Marcus: Aaahhhhh! Dat ass must be thicka' than a muthafucka!

Tre: Nigga, you know it!

by TheMainKraut July 17, 2016

office quarterback

a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves

The office quarterback just handed off a bunch of her assignments to me, AGAIN!

by Disgruntled_in_SJ April 2, 2011

Quarter Gib

Speaking negatively about other groups of people for only part of the night.

He was okay and only pulled a quarter gib this time.

by jaime jaime August 26, 2006

Quarter Horn

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.

Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??

by Da Klown February 2, 2019

quarter water

Those little 25 cent drinks youi get at the bodega you used to drink when you were a kid.

I'mma run to the store right quick, get a quarter water, you want something?

by DarkNova December 8, 2001