Pulpit Pimp

A minister that take the Bible out of context intentionally to convince the congregation they CAN'T be blessed unless they give money to HIS ministry!

Joan's Pastor is a serious Pulpit Pimp, he asked her to give her mortgage money to the Building Fund, and said God would supply her needs!

by Mark HS December 12, 2012

Poppity

A term describing someone that regularly goes into Minecraft to fantasize about shoving Poppy flowers in their ass while they masturbate.

Can we just get Poppity out of our Minecraft SMP, it's really creeping me out!

by Shrektum December 13, 2021

Like a Puppet

What one says when discreetly telling someone they’re gonna have sex/fist their girlfriend without him knowing

Bro 1 -Hey bro! “Like a puppet”
Bro 2-...haha yea bro..

meaning he’s joking about sex with his girl

by LikeApuppetMaster November 5, 2019

shit puppet

Those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.

Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.

by richard gozinya January 26, 2015

pumpitude

The effect of a heavy workout in the weight room.

Two hours on the free weights at Peak Fitness left me with much pumpitude.

by pfnk May 18, 2009

Chuffter puppet

Main Entry: Chuff·ter pup·pet

Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century

1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer

Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets

Look at the way the person is walking, I bet he was somebody's "Chuffter puppet" last night!

by Sokin' annoyed May 23, 2010

Sweater Puppies

Perky tits under a sweater.

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.

by Matt Sharp October 11, 2003