Unexpected Hernandez

An overwhelming and unexpected urge to poop.

I was in church when suddenly I had to take an unexpected hernandez.

by Marmalade Humphries March 10, 2020

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unexpected surprise

When you are about to nut, but you dont tell her that you are...then nut all over her face unexpectedly.

I WAS gonna tell her that I was about to bust, but I decided to give her an unexpected surprise!

by Why him? October 7, 2018

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unexpected pregnancy

*rip*
Girl: what was that

Boy: nothing uh haha
Girl: don't you dare tell me it ripped
Boy: uh then I won't...
Girl: $#&@#__##&#&#&#-#&@&&_#@#_@&£{`¶|¶®€{¢}€}¥}|}¢©©{¢¢©®✓!!!!!??!!!
Boy: my bad?

Yeah he was kind of an unexpected pregnancy.

by Itsyaboi_88 August 13, 2017

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unexpected turd

A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.

E.G

Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell
Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd

by Tjdjmaster May 30, 2008

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Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest

You can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. And a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.

Jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest

by Giggidy1973 August 23, 2011

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Unexpected Niggary

When you are of a different race or color in a foreign country and an African-American proceeds to call you a Nigga
You have taken part in a process called "Unexpected Niggary"

Foreigner: Hi i am new in this country do you know where i can find the movie theater?
African American: Yeah sure my nigga take a left by walmart then continue for a mile
You have just been unexpectedly Niggad. Unexpected Niggary

by Unexpected Quotes October 8, 2018

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