Muff punchers

A group of men whom find and seduce an unsuspecting female and repeatedly punch her vagina against her will.

Last week Janice in accounting was jumped by a gang of muff punchers.

by kenny sarkadi July 23, 2007

Slush-punched

a physical phenomenon occurring where the last portion of a frozen libation adheres to the bottom and sides of the glass until it suddenly falls loose, crashing into the drinkers face as if they were being punched. Usually followed by sudden hysterical laughter from nearby witnesses.

I tried to finish that last Daiquiri before we left the pool bar but it totally slush-punched me in the face.

by Boner VonBonerstein February 26, 2015

geek punched

Becoming embarrassed for something or someone to whom you are not connected.

When the woman fell and dropped her groceries, I got totally geek punched.

by Ace Fantagious October 2, 2017

A punched lasagne

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly

'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

by Nanslefttiddie June 4, 2020

Punched

When you are tired or did something that was tiring

After that jog I was punched.

He looked punched after his football game.

by F.I.L.E April 26, 2021

eating punches

To take an attack or a series of attacks without appearing to have taken any real damage from it.

Yo,in Star Trek Into Darkness Khan was straight up eating punches from Captain Kirk didn't phase him at all(see what I did there)

by Monkey D. Luffy March 28, 2015

Donut puncher

A crude but often humorous reference to the male rectum. Often, it is in reference to anal sex with a male, thus the "punch" part of the definition. Also can be a reference to male fisting.

"Hey, you do know that guy is a donut puncher, right?"

by The Masticator May 2, 2005