Pucker Nuts

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.

Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"

by Silversnow May 30, 2011

Pucker Jelly

That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.

My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018

Pucker Butt

When Some one will not take it in the ass. Or some one is so tight assed they can't spend a dime one any thing or any one.

She is a Pucker Butt cause she don't do anal. My boy friend is such a pucker butt and will not spend a dime on me.

by Andrea February 13, 2005

Pucker stutter

When someone scares you so bad, your asshole meets your mouth hole and you can’t make words.

Shit Jimmy, don’t scare me like that, you just gave me pucker stutter!

by Nofilter April 28, 2020

pucker brush

It is where the hoot owls fuck the chickens

I was driving and got lost. There was nothing but woods and bad teeth. I felt like I was in the pucker brush.

by Milkman120 July 28, 2021

Pucker snuggies

When two people pull their butt cheeks apart and rub their assholes together

We like oral but pucker snuggies are our fave.

by Jope2022 January 1, 2022

Pucker Promise

When you make promise by inserting any body part into the other party's anus. They then pucker their asshole on said body part to seal the promise.

"Mason promise you wont roofie me tonight"
"I Pucker Promise I won't!"
"Ok!"
*sticks pinky in asshole*
*puckers asshole around pinky*
"There we go!"

by mrpploper August 9, 2023