pubic shuffle

A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.

Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

Crossing the Pubicon

The point-- after sleeping with a full shaved woman for the first time-- that one is disgusted by women with any pubes. Taken from the phrase "crossing the rubicon" meaning a point of no return.

After crossing the pubicon with Sarah, sleeping with Debbie made me feel like I was banging Peter Gallagher's eye socket.

by Gipple January 1, 2013

pudiddle

the game of pudiddle can be played when you have two or more people in a car. if a car with one headlight out is spotted, you have to yell pudiddle and hit the roof. the point of hitting the roof is to show who spotted it first, so the hitting of the roof pretty much determines the winner of that car. the person who yelled pudiddle and hit the roof first is safe, but everyone else in the car has to remove one item of clothing(both shoes count as one, both socks count as one). the point of this game is to spot the most pudiddles to get everyone else in the car naked except you. if there is a cop car with a headlight out and you get that pudiddle, everyone else in the car has to get completely naked, and if you spot someone with a tail-light out it counts as two pudiddles.

(driving down the highway)
JEN:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE!"
(everyone takes off an article of clothing except jen.)
ROB:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE! COP CAR!!!!"
(everyone has to get fully undressed except rob.)

by kevin gorfin August 11, 2007

Pubic Episode

Once a month, homosexual males' pubic hair grows at an unconrrollable rate and smells awful. For an entire week, the smell and length of the pubes prevent this man from masturbating, putting him in a terribly bitchy mood.

Man: Dylan is having such a pubic episode this week!

Woman: What a poor dumb homo!

by cock munch yeah now November 18, 2013

pubic lice

Also known as crabs. It is an STD and is a small crab like creature that can give you pain in your genital area.

Having pubic lice must suck.

by wackdoob December 14, 2008

pubification

noun: the nappy hair occupying the pubis mcjones area

verb: the acquisition of pubes as one proceeds through puberty; contrast with "depubification" the natural or artificial (usually in an act of non-consensual trophy taking after sexual relations) of pubes

Dude, ever since I tapped Shirley's can my pubification has been itchin and stinkin.

Dude, Lattrice done pubified up.

Dude, check out my pube drawer. I musta depubified 50 bitches last year.

by dr poon February 9, 2009

Pubic Cheese

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.

"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."

by temporallocus December 14, 2009