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psychoceutical

A substance (chiefly a drug) used in the diagnosis, treatment, or prevention of disease and for restoring, correcting, or modifying organic functions. They may alter brain function, resulting in temporary changes in mood, perception, and behavior. These drugs may be used recreationally to intentionally alter one's consciousness for ritual or spiritual purposes, or as medication.
Mr. Biden's doctor suggested a course of psychoceuticals, including additional MDMA, to restart his mental functions and bridge his connection to reality.
by Don Kingery February 27, 2023
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psychoceros

The conjunction of "psycho" and "rhinoceros"

When first being pounded, it starts out as a hot item, after which large amounts of fat layers itself on until becoming rhinoceros sized, much like the Michelin Man in naked appearance, basically due to personal psychotic issues with the past, present and future.

Other characteristics: extremely bad driver, broke as a joke (and always will be), enjoys nus action.
"Why don't you go ahead and bring Psychoceros over to the crib?"

"Never"
by Nego G May 2, 2006
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Psychoe

A non-classy, insanely psychotic girl that is a stage 5 clinger to the men she hooks up with, which may include other girls' boyfriends. She has no pride whatsoever.
Joy hooks up with everyone's boyfriends and when they don't give her the attention she wants, she follows them around like a sad puppy. She runs after them when they walk away from her and begs for attention due to lack of pride and self-respect. She envies the girls who actually date guys instead of just hooking up with everyone else's, but she'll never admit that. She hates those girls whose boyfriends she hooked up with, when in reality, they never actually did anything to her. She is definitely a psychoe.
by Zique July 10, 2010
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Psycholoception

Using many alternative intervals of mind manipulation at the same time, causing the victim to be left confused while their mind slowly erupts. The Mind Nuke.

Famous users of this include jedi's and Chuck Norris.
feaRmypsycholUceptioN

You're reading the word and your mind is seperating the individual words while you later read all the capitalized letters. You see Fear my psycholoception and RUN. Little do you know there is no U in Psycholoception. Also psycholoception is an action, not a tool so fearing it would be usless. Plus the more you think about it the more the psycholoception is working but, if you stop thinking on it a ninja could sneak up on you and assissinate you. But how would that work if you're being psycholocepted? But didnt you just stop thinking about it so you wouldn't be? Boom. There goes your mind.
by skcirT_dniM_ideJ November 14, 2011
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psychologen

A plumping of one's knowledge of other's thoughts and behaviors.
That college level class gave me a large injection of psychologen, I feel like I could tell any therapist what's up.
by Nicolette Hess April 1, 2007
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psychole

Came from an accident, but I think of it now as a combination of psycho and asshole.
Why are you dating him? He's such a psychole!
by thorntonk June 22, 2011
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Psychoceramics

1) lit. Mind`ceramics so no meaning at all really.

2) n. pl. A clumsy, misconstrued neologism for crackpots

3) Insulting people expressing non-conformist beliefs by those jealous of the fact that the non-conformists are so much more respected than they are despite having done exactly what they were told to do for over twenty years and gotten nothing for it.
Usually done by small groups in pseudo-elite corners of the internet. Probably requires an initiation involving group masturbation to an episode of The Big Bang Theory.
Psychoceramicist: "Some pots are made out of ceramic so lets pointlessly add a Greek prefix and pretend psychoceramics actually means something! Eureka!"

Thompson is a successful psychoceramicist. His attacks on one group of people who don't know he exists using ideas perpetrated by another group who don't care that he exists go completely unnoticed.

Psychoceramicist alpha: "Ha ha. David Icke is a poop."
Psychoceramicist beta: "I know but some how knowing doesn't make me any happier with myself."
Psychoceramicist alpha: <Cries while Psychoceramicist beta cries too and masturbates on his back>
Psychoceramicist alpha and beta: <between sobs> "bazinga!"
by Murdered Bill Cooper June 23, 2011
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