1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.
2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.
3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.
2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.
3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.
Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.
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A violent vindictive psychopath is one who will beat people up for no apparent reason, and then, will often make up stories about how it was their victims fault, or that nothing actually happened.
Usually they end up beating up their wives/girlfriends, and often they have violent tempers which many people around them don't know about.
Usually they end up beating up their wives/girlfriends, and often they have violent tempers which many people around them don't know about.
Sean was a violent vindictive psychopath when he tried to repeatedly kick in the skull of that innocent guy.
by Shulian The First! February 15, 2010
Get the Violent vindictive psychopath mug.A person who spends time exploring the universe right inside their own head. Usually with drugs/yoga/meditation. This person is on a quest to discover the self, and usually can be considered "realists".
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A load of head-jism..
A load of head-jism..
"The shrink told the court I was a psychotic, manic, schizo, narcissistic, empathy devoid and unsuitable human being for anything worthy of respect.. But frankly, thats just a load of psycholojism, commonly known as 'bollocks'..
I told the judge to shove it up his fucking arse.. I guess that proved a point.."
I told the judge to shove it up his fucking arse.. I guess that proved a point.."
by Drex Johnson November 12, 2011
Get the psycholojism mug.Affects populations from the northern hemisphere such as Canadians during winter, unusual behaviour that fucks up their outlook and thinking. Even the most normal people become psychos and unpredictable. One wonders why they are behaving like flakes all the way around.
Eg: Most average Canadians go into winter psychosis after Christmas time until the month of May.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.
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A place that people are forcefully sent to receive psychiatric "help" by unsympathetic staff (including psychiatrists) that don't know what the fuck they're doing, let alone give a shit other than the fact that it's their job.
Kids and teenagers are shoveled in like dogs in a pound. A majority of the time, nothing gets solved...If anything, it adds to your trauma with the horrors of what you see there and how you're treated.
Also, in general, you're told that everything is YOUR fault because friends, family, or societal influences totally had nothing to do with your illness or whatever the fuck landed you, or ANYONE in there in the first place.
It's basically one step above jail.
A place that people are forcefully sent to receive psychiatric "help" by unsympathetic staff (including psychiatrists) that don't know what the fuck they're doing, let alone give a shit other than the fact that it's their job.
Kids and teenagers are shoveled in like dogs in a pound. A majority of the time, nothing gets solved...If anything, it adds to your trauma with the horrors of what you see there and how you're treated.
Also, in general, you're told that everything is YOUR fault because friends, family, or societal influences totally had nothing to do with your illness or whatever the fuck landed you, or ANYONE in there in the first place.
It's basically one step above jail.
"My parents sent me to a psyche ward for a month to get better because I did (xyz).
Wow, after that helpful experience, I certainly feel better about my life and all of humanity!"
Wow, after that helpful experience, I certainly feel better about my life and all of humanity!"
by Galena_Somez January 15, 2018
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