The Proton Pack

The sexual act of shotgunning smoke or vapor up the "backdoor" then immediately slamming a plug or member in behind it to keep said gas static in the colon to absorb rectally.
"MY new girl is wild! She wanted me to use the proton pack on her last night!"
by kobater3 May 23, 2023
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Proton Torpedo

While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.

Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"
Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.
by Hands Solo29 December 01, 2021
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