lesbian protector

also known as nakahara chuuya, one of the executives in the port mafia, of bungo stray dogs.

lesbian: oh man, i feel so unsafe here...
chuuya: not anymore! don't worry, i'm here to protect you
lesbian: thank you, lesbian protector chuuya!

by kalluzai July 12, 2021

Tard protector

A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders

"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart

by c-mill January 23, 2005

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

Surge Protector

a socket extension for plugs with an inbuilt fuse that prevents high voltage surges of electricity travelling through the plugs to electronic devices and destroyig them

"dammit there was a power surge in my house last night and my computer went bust, i need a surge protector to plug my computer into so it wont happen again."

by Benguin January 28, 2007

Boyfriend Protector

When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).

*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.

Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."

Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."

by Anse Bundren October 2, 2009

Box protector

A woman who blocks cocks and blocks all chances of anyone scoring with her. She protects her vagina. Also may block the vagina of a friend, protecting her friends box and blocking all Cock from getting in

That hot girl at the party was totally gonna flash me, but her fat friend was being a box protector and told her no!!

by Bud Hohle October 21, 2007

Penis Protector

also known as a Cup it is inserted into a jock strap, undies or something similar to protect the genitals

When playing sports with fast moving objects that may hit you in the genitals like Ice Hockey, Cricket, Lacrosse you may consider using a Penis Protector be male or female.

by Nacimod June 20, 2012