Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

processing fee

Money you give to an organization for paying them money.

YOU: I'd like to have my laptop fixed.
THEM: Ok, that'll be $100.
YOU: Do you accept Visa?
THEM: Yes, that'll be $100 and a $30 processing fee.
YOU: $30 for what?
THEM: You're paying us because you have to pay us the $100.

by sherlock helmsley January 6, 2012

five step process

Step One: flatter and sweet talk
Step Two: pretend you're husband material
Step Three: send shirtless pic
Step Four: talk about the future
Step Five: send dick pic

This process never fails in getting girls.

Justin Choi executed the five step process flawlessly.

by jchoi1001 October 1, 2017

Process Weenie

Process Weenie (n): Someone whose sole reason for existence is to insist that the “process be followed”, often at the detriment to a reasonable, and timely outcome, and in direct defiance of common sense and logic.

The process weenie is blocking us from getting the project done on time.

by hightidetech March 4, 2009

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

Blast processing

Dumbing down technology so that nintendont fanboys todays apple fanboys equivalent can understand technology for example Sega Genesis processor was over 2x as powerful as SNES doesn't have same ring as blast processing. Just like Android has features apple can't even begin to understand to copy for a few years

You dog the Lexus is better than that amg mercedez... That amg is a gimmick...like blast processing on the Sega Genesis

by Mickeymantle25 July 31, 2016

process

1. Do something, (or at least pretend to).

2. Method of doing something, (or at least pretending to).

3. To chop or mix ingredients as in a food processor.

4. To compute.

If this blasted computer doesn't stop pretending to process stuff and find some process for completing the process I assigned it, I'm going to put its processor into a blender and process it but good!

by Downstrike June 9, 2004