To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.
I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.
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Get the procrasstinate mug.The act of putting off getting gas for your vehicle or waiting for the price of gas to go down only to find out when you do go to get gas the price has risen.
I should of got gas this morning before I went to work.I progastinated and the price jumped .50 cents after work.
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by gobsalmighty May 20, 2014
Get the Procrastinate mug.Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."
Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
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Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
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"I'll do it tomorrow."
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
OR
Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
OR
"I'll do it tomorrow."
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Get the procrastinate mug.To accomplish a goal slowly in short periods of work, while simultaneosly bullshitting around and taking smoke breaks
Guy:"Hey, I thought you were cleaning?"
Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
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Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
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