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Pandemic Podge

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
by WildMatt May 6, 2020
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podgered

To have sexual conquess with a lady. Scottish vernacular
I've just podgered a wee burd
by Joe Boyd August 12, 2005
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Podgerer

The part of a clipper/swan or similar cigarette lighter which holds the flintwheel. This can be removed and is used for packing down/inserting a roach into the end of a joint.
"You got a podgerer mate? I can't get this bastard roach into my spliff"
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Zero pronged fork

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.
by ClayCrompton June 9, 2020
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progervative

A progressive conservative in approach to problem solving. A person who is progressive by recombining ideas that worked in the past into new ideas. Progressives generally want to try things that didn't work in the past, because, well, it wasn't them trying it, and they are way cooler than the last people. (Or they don't know it failed last time.) Conservatives generally like trying things that worked before but aren't smart or cool enough to make cool or clueless people understand or like the old idea.
Obama is slippin! He talked all progressive, but he's like some dang progervative.
by progervative January 25, 2009
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prodreamstinating

A lovely mix of daydreaming and procrastinating. Slightly less lazy or intentional as procrastinating. The unavoidable drift into lovely thoughts or ideas of where one would prefer to be or what one would prefer to be doing, while one is supposed to otherwise be completing a task. Being consumed by such delicious thoughts, that it abruptly halts one's ability to complete a timely task at hand, and quite frankly, not caring at all about the undone task.
My goal of finishing the project was derailed by prodreamstinating. All I could think about was napping during a thunderstorm while curled up together in front of a fireplace.
by chantalvona January 26, 2011
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prodevelostage

a single software development environment where your project's production, stage and development environments are all one in the same
Our budget for this project is too low so we will have to deploy to a prodevelostage environment.
by Funky By Design December 14, 2011
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