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Proctonumerology

The process of pulling numbers from your ass.
RIAA Spokesman: Every illegal download costs the record industry $5000.

Bill: Do you have evidence to back that up, or is it just proctonumerology?
by Bobby McGee Ain't Free December 30, 2010
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67 Protons

Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.

This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.
Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry
by $e9a November 16, 2009
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Proctoid

Someone that needs a set system to do his task. Has had a process fixed into his ingrained into his mind and functions only that way.
That guy at work is such a proctoid, if it's not written down or we haven't showed it to him yet; he can't figure it out.
by HnkNWav March 3, 2009
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proton

One of the two building blocks of an atomic Nucleus. It is positively charged, unlike the other atomic building block, the neutron, which weighs the same as the proton but has no electrical charge.
A hydrogen atom has 1 proton and no neutrons.
by Tesformes March 23, 2004
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Proctologist

an ass inspector
my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass
by boomer2 July 28, 2003
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Proton

New software to revolutionize Linux Gaming, it is a fork of wine financially backed by Valve™. It is said that when this tool is fully stable, people will flock from the pile of garbage known as Windows 10 in droves. Some popular titles that run without much fuss include Doom 2016 and GTA V. Just make sure you install nvidia-396 or you're gonna have a bad time.
Person 1: Did you hear about Valve™'s proton? It runs my entire steam library with few tweaks.
Person 2: Yeah bro, I ditched Windows 10 for Ubuntu 16.04, been loving it man.
by amcwalkingbad January 10, 2019
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procyon

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On Mar 11, 2019, at 6:55 AM, Debbie Carnick <debbie@carnick.org> wrote:

It’s a star. In fact, two stars that revolve each other! The star’s major claim to fame is this tiny companion, Procyon B, one of three classic white dwarfs. Someday, Procyon A will join it as a white dwarf itself.

It’s the eighth-brightest “star” in the night sky and the brightest object in the constellation of Canis Minor.

It can catch your eye, and then you always see it. Why?
Procyon, there you always are, catching my eye in the winter sky. Why?
by DeborahDelMar March 11, 2019
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